10.
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| "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."
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9.
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| "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about,
in that time management course you sent me to."
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8.
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| "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out.
You probably got here just in time."
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7.
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| "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement,
and envisioning a new paradigm."
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6.
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| "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
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5.
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| "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise, to relieve work-related
stress.
Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"
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4.
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| "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our
biggest problem."
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3.
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| "The coffee machine is broken."
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2.
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| "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."
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And the number one best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk:
1.
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| " ... in Jesus' name, Amen!"
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