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Founder and CEO
| Name
| Joseph Engler
| | Age
| 25
| | Bio
| Has a side job working for IBM
Devoted fan of Garbage Pail Kids. Once he learns how to make money
off of GPK Central, plans to
retire early
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Senior Engineer
| Name
| Harvey P. Mullet
| | Age
| 51
| | Bio
| Worked in the IT industry for 25 years
Has a rather nasty case of carpel-tunnel
Bought a BMW to celebrate his mid-life crisis
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Programmer
| Name
| Yosida Ping-pong
| | Age
| 14
| | Bio
| Graduated High School at age 7, valedictorian
Graduated MIT at age 10, valedictorian
Graduated Harvard Law at age 12, salutatorian (thereby disgracing the family name)
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Programmer
| Name
| Eric Flergman
| | Age
| 25
| | Bio
| Lives at home with his parents
Rewrote Microsoft Windows from scratch ...for fun
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Motivator
| Name
| Sid Beefton
| | Age
| 94
| | Bio
| Works out 3 times daily, 7 days a week
Side job doing Juice-o-matic infomercials
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Public Relations coordinator
| Name
| Bling dog
| | Age
| 28
| | Bio
| Promoted site with "Ho's for hits" program
Implemented Bling Fridays to boost employee moral...for sheezee!
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Secretary
| Name
| Staci Delight
| | Age
| 19
| | Bio
| Highly qualified
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